Ok, that’s it. Gimme my goddamn NYC citizenship card. Because just a few minutes ago… …a rat touched my fucking foot! My bare fucking foot! A RAT! A grody, black, NYC fucking RAT touched the actual skin of my sandaled fucking right foot! AAAAAHHHHH! Now, did it bite me? No. Did it give me Bubonic Plague? Only time will tell. But it did touch MY SKIN! Fuckballs.